plot twist kurt and blaine are actually even more perfect than we thought
LOOK WHAT’S BACK ON MY DASH DALKFJASFJAJSThey like to do it on the table.
Periodically.
Fun fact: I asked my chemistry teacher what you would get if you mixed potassium, lanthanum, lodine and neon, and you know what she said?
FIREWORKS.
^ Reblogging again because even science ships them
I refuse to believe this is mere coincidenceFIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
FIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
FIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
brb, incorporating this into my essay.
WHOA
This is still damn well relevant.
holy shit
Either RIB are smarter than we think or they lucked into one of the most made-for-each-other ships ever.
well Blaine’s original name was supposedly Blair and the ship name was our creation, wasn’t it? I think it’s more a brilliant fandom than a brilliant set of writers (lol at ever referring to our writers as brilliant)
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
I need this.
Because, reasons.
I think the woman who dos the mental maths tape should be changed to Chris colfer and then he could make all the questions llama and glee related. maths test would be so much better then!
Everyone in the house is like
And Kurt goes
And Blaine’s like
So they start
Which turns to
But then Finn comes in like
And Kurt’s like
And pushes Blaine off the bed like
And Finn goes what was that?
And Kurt goes, “nothing!”
So Finn shrugs likeAnd leaves
So Klaine can get it on again
And in the morning Blaine’s like
While Kurt’s all
Put on repeat forever
While Klainers rejoice
‘Janelle came over at some point and asked to see how Darren and Chris were going to dance with each other, and Darren just jumps out and starts doing body rolls and pelvic thrusts and then turns and sticks his ass out toward Chris and Chris starts pretending to spank him and Janelle is just standing there with a straight face and when they’re done she just looks at them and says, “Yeah, that’s what I thought.” ‘
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Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
my maths exam today had a question about the Eurovision song contest. All i could think of was the old russian lady dancing.

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!